Kinda Black Friday

So I take my boys to the local Hell on Earth that is Wal-Mart on Ann Street in lovely Montgomery, Alabama today. As we were walking in the older white couple were staring at my boys. I hear the womsn say, " I don't know that one looks kinda black, but the other one looks kinda white." Exactly! My chirren are mixed, lady. It ain't some optical illusion. They really are mixed.